Mid Life Crisis

Jeremy is going through a bit of a mid-life crises right now.  He is fixated on guitars.  He wants to buy a nice one and learn how to really play, not just kind of play like he does now.  

"It's less expensive and safer than a Ferrari and/or girlfriend.  Go for it," I said.

"You know, I went through a mid life crisis at your age," I said, remember I am about six years older. 

"What did you do?" he asked cluelessly, as if he wasn't a part of my life back then.

"I had a baby!"  

"How's that working for you?" 

"GREAT!  I haven't had a second to think of myself since."

I think he's going to stick with the guitar.  It is a lot less expensive than another child!